Navy Sinks Biden’s Climate Dreams Faster Than a Prius in a Tsunami, Goes Full Lethal Mode!
Well, folks, the U.S. Navy just yeeted Biden’s Climate Action 2030 plan into the deep end of the ocean, and it’s not coming up for air! Navy Secretary John Phelan, probably sipping a black coffee and humming “Sweet Caroline,” declared it’s time to swap tree-hugging for torpedo-chucking. Forget zero-emission vehicles by 2035 or carbon-free electricity—Phelan’s got a new vibe: “Lethality First, Green Vibes Never.” He’s out here channeling his inner action-movie hero, ready to make the Navy so badass it could scare a hurricane into submission. The Pentagon’s new motto? “Peace through Strength, not Solar Panels.” Somewhere, a Prius is weeping.
